ShamPow!!!

As it turns out, everyone’s 2nd favorite (Billy Mays is the greatest) infomercial host Vince Shlomi of ShamWow fame was recently arrested for beating up a hooker in a hotel room.

Mugshot from thesmokinggun

Stimulate this.

Anyone else think it’s weird lately with how legislators today can be commonly overheard talking about how big or small their package is and nobody bats an eye?

Worst. Week. Ever.

It’s been awhile since I’ve written anything, so I figured i would let you in on the secret.

This is the worst week ever.

Monday – Root Canal

Tuesday – Woke up with the flu

all the rest is a  blur.

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busy

sorry for the lack of posts, i’ve been busy.

Halo 3 launch at MicroCenter

not really new, but i finally just got around to uploading the video clip i ripped from WGN from when they came to interview some employees about the Halo 3 launch.

Also, kudos to my friend eric for looking like a total jackass for actually reciting the reviews from memory.




and in case the embedded video doesn’t work, here’s the link.

clinton’s loss, obama’s gain

big blow to the clinton campaign today as governor richardson, the nation’s only hispanic governor has endorsed barack obama today.  this is big because, not only was he a former presidential candidate, but he also served in bill’s cabinet as well.

link here

not really creative

maggie likes to copy naming conventions from me.

overused myspace phrases

Here’s a list of overused phrases and words on MySpace and the people who typically use them.

“dawg/dog” – young white kids
“bro” – middle-aged white guys
“for real yo” – young black kids
“for realzies” – young white girls
“everything happens for a reason” – young, irresponsible, and mostly unwed mothers
“fierce” – gay guys
“take me as I am” – social outcasts/emo
“kewl” – young white kids or pedophiles

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Anyone notice that during the medal ceremonies that half of the Americans forgot the words to the national anthem. That is sad. Also, I loved beach volleyball.