Well, the Olympics are back and personally, I’m glad. I’m also especially happy for the fact that they are in a time zone that is 13 hours ahead of me, so when I’m up all night until 4am, I’m watching all the events live. It’s especially cool, when you go into work the next day and people are watching the re-runs of it during the day and I’m able to ruin it for them by telling them who places where before it ends.
And you know who else likes the Olympics?
George W. Bush
Oh well, at least he has good taste as he seems to have taken a liking to uber milf/pitcher Jenny Finch (she’s so dedicated, she married a MLB pitcher and their son’s name is Ace):
But seriously, he’s the President of the United States. He knows that his picture will be taken continuously, so why does he set himself up so many times for all those wonderfully awkward shots. Like these two:
And even better…
He’s got that weird pedophile stare/gaze going on.



