my mother

apparently, my mother is the only one who reads my blog.

i live a sad, sad life.

cubs win world series, obama wins pennsylvania. all possible this year.

Well, maybe not so much the part about the cubs winning, but MyDD.com has an interesting post (link here) about how Obama could potentially upset Hillary in PA’s primary in a few weeks.  A loss for Clinton in PA would almost guarantee her stepping down from the race. Now i’m not totally, absolutely, unconditionally sold on him, but i do believe that this would be the best thing for the party. so get ready because…..

long island….canceled

probably has something to do with my use of profanities in e-mails that are accidentally forwarded to home office by someone else.

Halo 3 launch at MicroCenter

not really new, but i finally just got around to uploading the video clip i ripped from WGN from when they came to interview some employees about the Halo 3 launch.

Also, kudos to my friend eric for looking like a total jackass for actually reciting the reviews from memory.




and in case the embedded video doesn’t work, here’s the link.

clinton’s loss, obama’s gain

big blow to the clinton campaign today as governor richardson, the nation’s only hispanic governor has endorsed barack obama today.  this is big because, not only was he a former presidential candidate, but he also served in bill’s cabinet as well.

link here

paranormal state

so i watched tonight’s (Monday’s) episode of Paranormal state, and the only thing that it confirmed to the world is that middle-aged women from western pennsylvania are completely fucking nuts.

Also, the record-argus, the newspaper of my hometown, spends a total of $99 a year for the right to have an internet presence. I know this because their entire site looks like the default .Mac template.

The Record-Argus

jay-oh-bee

someone, please find me a new job.

not really creative

maggie likes to copy naming conventions from me.

overused myspace phrases

Here’s a list of overused phrases and words on MySpace and the people who typically use them.

“dawg/dog” – young white kids
“bro” – middle-aged white guys
“for real yo” – young black kids
“for realzies” – young white girls
“everything happens for a reason” – young, irresponsible, and mostly unwed mothers
“fierce” – gay guys
“take me as I am” – social outcasts/emo
“kewl” – young white kids or pedophiles

nice